Did yesterday happen? I look around the net at all the sports news, and it seems as though nothing has changed. Can I get an espresso? Can you even spell espresso?
So I guess we do this all over again. And I guess that means Stujo will show up doing his nurk routine.
The nurk also appears in Babylonian mythology, but here he is much more sarcastic and is always saying, “Ah, come off it.”
(Let’s set a trap. I’ll state something obvious, and we’ll just wait and see what happens.)
Boy, Drew Brees sure is a good quarterback. We sure were lucky that he became available in 2006. Yes sir.
(Okay, now everybody just act normal.)
Honestly, I couldn’t find anything new except a short profile on Randall Gay in the Boston Herald. Gay retired from football after a terrible concussion in 2010, and he’s still feeling the effects.
“Some days, you just walk around, and you don’t know what you’re walking around for. I just catch myself walking around the house with no intention, like, ‘What am I doing?’ Just walking up and down.”
If Goodell and the NFL actually think this concussion business is going to go away quietly, or get settled all by itself…whoa. So close. I nearly wrote some nurk bait. This new strategy is going to take some getting used to.
On the Jukebox
Today’s song is dedicated to our pet nurk. Don’t waste your time being angry.
Breesus Christ SuperstarMay 29, 2012 at 9:09 am
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“Some days, you just walk around, and you don’t know what you’re walking around for. I just catch myself walking around the house with no intention, like, ‘What am I doing?’ Just walking up and down.”
This happens to me all the time. Should I be worried?
BewareofDogMay 29, 2012 at 9:33 am
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Only if you’re walking around with a gun in your hand. Butt naked. Screaming at the top of your lungs. Holding a banana cream pie.
BewareofDogMay 29, 2012 at 9:38 am
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Of course, if it ever gets to that point you may have to use that gun. I would.
Doc BoudinMay 29, 2012 at 6:16 pm
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Me too. I hate banana cream pies. They all deserve to be shot.
David KellyMay 29, 2012 at 10:58 am
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Or running around naked in Miami and suddenly decide to eat another guy’s face. This really happened over the weekend. Police think it was caused by cocaine psychosis. Weirdest shit I’ve heard of all year except for all that “Goodell can be trusted and should always be believed” shit that the media was pitching us back in March. Here’s a link to the “Naked guy eats human face” story.
David KellyMay 29, 2012 at 10:52 am
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Me too. I had a serious concussion in 5th grade when I somehow walked in front of another kid while he was tearing it up on the swing. Not one of my proudest moments. I also sustained some other serious head trauma at age 19 in a car accident and age 20 in a workplace accident. All this NFL concussion talk is starting to make me wonder about my own future brain health.
cc58May 29, 2012 at 11:57 am
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Nah, it’s called oldtimers disease, least ways in my case. I hate when I get in a room and can’t remember what I was going to do. I have to go back to the room I left from to remember, but surprisingly that usually works.
Now if you got hit on your head a lot then maybe. I’ve been in a couple head-on collisions, but have only lost consciousness in one of them. Lost a whole day on that one. Other than that only had a couple more minor cases of being unconscious, and for very short periods.
HimselfMay 29, 2012 at 12:36 pm
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Walking through doorways makes you forget.
cc58May 29, 2012 at 2:14 pm
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Yeah I read that story a couple of weeks ago.
HimselfMay 29, 2012 at 2:28 pm
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Mickey keeps shuttling between doors in his office, thinking “What was it I had to do?”
metrymanMay 30, 2012 at 7:56 pm
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Doorways Huh? I’ve been blaming the wife.
stujo4May 29, 2012 at 9:50 am
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HA HA!! Now do a Dave Barry reference. That guy is a hoot.
HimselfMay 29, 2012 at 10:07 am
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Dave Barry just flew in from Miami. Boy, are his arms tired.
stujo4May 29, 2012 at 11:30 am
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That’s the spirit.