Did yesterday happen? I look around the net at all the sports news, and it seems as though nothing has changed. Can I get an espresso? Can you even spell espresso?
So I guess we do this all over again. And I guess that means Stujo will show up doing his nurk routine.
The nurk also appears in Babylonian mythology, but here he is much more sarcastic and is always saying, “Ah, come off it.”
(Let’s set a trap. I’ll state something obvious, and we’ll just wait and see what happens.)
Boy, Drew Brees sure is a good quarterback. We sure were lucky that he became available in 2006. Yes sir.
(Okay, now everybody just act normal.)
Honestly, I couldn’t find anything new except a short profile on Randall Gay in the Boston Herald. Gay retired from football after a terrible concussion in 2010, and he’s still feeling the effects.
“Some days, you just walk around, and you don’t know what you’re walking around for. I just catch myself walking around the house with no intention, like, ‘What am I doing?’ Just walking up and down.”
If Goodell and the NFL actually think this concussion business is going to go away quietly, or get settled all by itself…whoa. So close. I nearly wrote some nurk bait. This new strategy is going to take some getting used to.
On the Jukebox
Today’s song is dedicated to our pet nurk. Don’t waste your time being angry.